"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest and most famous riddles still in use in the English language. When asked at the end of a series of other riddles, whose answers are clever, obscure, and tricky, this answer's obviousness and straight-forwardness becomes part of the humor.
- Plato: For the greater good.
- Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
- Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
- Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
- Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.
- Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
- Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
- Hillary Clinton: That’s what I’d like to know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?! But this administration is operating in secrecy, witholding important information from the American people, about how many chickens crossed the road and why they crossed it.
- Martin Luther King, Jr: I have a dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!
- Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.
- Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? Ifyou crossed the road no one would question you.
- To see her flat mate. No, hang on - that was the toad.
- Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
- George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
- John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
- Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
- Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
- Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
- Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
- Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
- Hamlet: That is not the question
- Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
- Ronald Reagen: I forget.
- Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending may be discovered within the act of the chiken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
- The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
- Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
- Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
- Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
- SBY: It is not an easy road. I understand that this is a bitter pill but I have to do it to save the country's economy and the country's future.
- Soekarno: Across the 'road', this is the golden 'road', the new Europe, we prepare Indonesian society that plucky independent, strong, healthy, lasting and eternal.
- Susno: The stars next to the road shine too bright. It is flame, hot and scorching cross.
- Gus Dur: That I told you, we can cross the road, we can exert pressure without resorting to violence, and that we can move towards democracy without violence; that way, God will allow it.
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